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We’re now entering protein Phase III—where the questions get juicier, the science gets stickier, and the answers? Well, those are coming… but only if you hang around long enough (especially if you’re a paid subscriber—wink wink).

Let’s take a deeper dive into the muscle-building, weight-managing, gut-friendly, inflammation-wrangling world of protein. And yes, there will be questions.

How does my activity level change my protein needs?
If you’re binge-watching health documentaries while holding a 5-lb dumbbell, your protein needs are probably lower than a triathlete training for Ironman. But how do we calculate the difference? Is it grams per pound? Per minute of burpees? Stay tuned.

Do vegans need more protein? Or just different protein?
Vegan protein isn’t inferior—it just plays hard to get. You can absolutely hit your protein goals on a plant-based diet, but what does it take to make sure you’re getting all the essential amino acids? Is quinoa secretly the superhero of the grain world?

Are we getting too much protein from all the wrong places?
From protein brownies to protein chips to protein-infused peanut butter (yes, that exists), we are deep in an era of ultra-processed, protein-branded everything. But does eating protein from processed bars and shakes have the same effect as getting it from lentils and salmon? (Spoiler: no.)

How much protein can the body absorb in one meal?
This one’s hotly debated. Is it 20 grams? 40? Does it depend on if you’re bench pressing a truck? We’ll look at the real science in the next article.

What makes a protein “high quality”?
There’s more to protein than just grams on the label. Digestibility, amino acid composition, and biological value all matter—but how do we measure it without needing a PhD?

What happens if I eat protein and don’t drink enough water?
Your kidneys might send you a strongly worded letter. Higher protein intake = more nitrogen to excrete = more hydration required. So yes, more protein means more water. Don’t dry out your muscles, friend.

Is protein pro- or anti-inflammatory? Or is that another trick question?
The answer: it depends. Lean fish and legumes = happy body. Processed meats = not so much. Which proteins soothe your cells and which ones spark a fire? We’re getting into that soon.

Is protein the best macronutrient ever—or just the best marketed?
If a food has “high protein” on the label, we assume it’s healthy. But is it? Are we replacing nutrient-dense meals with lab-crafted protein bars and missing the bigger picture?

We’ve laid out the protein puzzles. In the next article (for subscribers!), we’ll bring clarity, facts, and a few laughs as we decode them.

Stay curious, stay hydrated, and yes—stay tuned.

—The Hopium Health Team

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